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Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
4 years 11 months ago #34593
by Chelsea Spivey
Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs" was created by Chelsea Spivey
4 years 11 months ago #34593
by Chelsea Spivey
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Leah Love Orsbon
4 years 11 months ago #34594
by Leah Love Orsbon
Replied by Leah Love Orsbon on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Trial by combat is actually still allowed...so they should start working out.
Mallory Jai
4 years 11 months ago #34595
by Mallory Jai
Replied by Mallory Jai on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I CANT BREATHE ???? #ifonly
Jamie Bentley
4 years 11 months ago #34596
by Jamie Bentley
Replied by Jamie Bentley on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I’m dying.... I just don’t see how this can be considered a legal binding contract ????
Carolyn Aligwekwe
4 years 11 months ago #34597
by Carolyn Aligwekwe
Replied by Carolyn Aligwekwe on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I just ask that, if the trial by combat happens, please record and share ????
Chelsea Alise Spivey
4 years 11 months ago #34598
by Chelsea Alise Spivey
Replied by Chelsea Alise Spivey on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Carolyn Aligwekwe she used to be a semiprofessional wrestler and a bail bonds man. I am sure it would be a fun watch ????
Leah Love Orsbon
4 years 11 months ago #34599
by Leah Love Orsbon
Replied by Leah Love Orsbon on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I kinda expected mediation to be misspelled into meditation.
Adrianne Luper
4 years 11 months ago #34601
by Adrianne Luper
Replied by Adrianne Luper on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I want to institute trial by combat at my community. ????????
Chelsea Alise Spivey
4 years 11 months ago #34602
by Chelsea Alise Spivey
Replied by Chelsea Alise Spivey on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Adrianne Luper rent is late. We must close the office for our monthly duel.
Adrianne Luper
4 years 11 months ago #34603
by Adrianne Luper
Replied by Adrianne Luper on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Chelsea it would make things much more entertaining.
Chelsea Alise Spivey
4 years 11 months ago #34604
by Chelsea Alise Spivey
Replied by Chelsea Alise Spivey on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
On fridays we wear our combat gear.
Sue Johnstone Kelley
4 years 11 months ago #34605
by Sue Johnstone Kelley
Replied by Sue Johnstone Kelley on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Mary Foresta you need to include this in the lease .. especially the 500 lb pet restrictions and change trial by combat “to the death “ ????????????
Brad Birchfield
4 years 11 months ago #34606
by Brad Birchfield
Replied by Brad Birchfield on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Call the hearse! I done fell out lol!
Anonymous
4 years 11 months ago #34607
by Anonymous
Replied by Anonymous on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I'm dead. I died.
Chris Peterson
4 years 11 months ago #34608
by Chris Peterson
Replied by Chris Peterson on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
That is the best ever! We're dying in our office and will be adjusting our Grievance and Appeals/Mediation Policies immediately! ????????????
Rhiannon Hyatt II
4 years 11 months ago #34609
by Rhiannon Hyatt II
Replied by Rhiannon Hyatt II on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Used to live in fort smith. This sounds about right.
Rose Gallifrey
4 years 11 months ago #34610
by Rose Gallifrey
Replied by Rose Gallifrey on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I love this
Annie Hamblin
4 years 11 months ago #34611
by Annie Hamblin
Replied by Annie Hamblin on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Totally legit
Teresa Swift
4 years 11 months ago #34612
by Teresa Swift
Replied by Teresa Swift on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I'm dying here!!
Cynthia Wylds
4 years 11 months ago #34613
by Cynthia Wylds
Replied by Cynthia Wylds on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Darn, my dog weighs 501 lbs. 
Joan Campbell
4 years 11 months ago #34614
by Joan Campbell
Replied by Joan Campbell on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
So your tenant actually gets a “Hippopotamus for Christmas”, who gets to weigh it? ????
Lisa Trosien
4 years 11 months ago #34615
by Lisa Trosien
Replied by Lisa Trosien on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I'd love to meet the person who wrote this lease.
Kathi Blatz
4 years 11 months ago #34616
by Kathi Blatz
Replied by Kathi Blatz on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Omg thatssss awesomely funny yet awful...lol
Dan Lukes
4 years 11 months ago #34617
by Dan Lukes
Replied by Dan Lukes on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Since it’s Arkansas - pigs, sheep and horses?
Roger Stone
4 years 11 months ago #34618
by Roger Stone
Replied by Roger Stone on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Did your friend lease a zoo enclosure?
Jessie Niu
4 years 11 months ago #34619
by Jessie Niu
Replied by Jessie Niu on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I think it might be a typo for 50 pounds? Lol
Sheylbe Smith
4 years 11 months ago #34620
by Sheylbe Smith
Replied by Sheylbe Smith on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
I am SCREAMING ????????????
Amanda Guyer
4 years 11 months ago #34621
by Amanda Guyer
Replied by Amanda Guyer on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
Kim Konrade Coates can we add trial by combat to our lease? I nominate Emil to fight my battles for me.
Keri Parker Clark
4 years 11 months ago #34622
by Keri Parker Clark
Replied by Keri Parker Clark on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
"Trial by combat" OMG I am dying here! At least they are being transparent!
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4 years 11 months ago #34834
by John McKeegan
Replied by John McKeegan on topic Actual lease agreement my best friend signed, today, I lost it at "trial by combat" and "pets under 500lbs"
"Trial by combat" was requested in an actual court case last week.
nypost.com/2020/01/15/kansas-man-wants-t...ith-japanese-swords/
“To this day, trial by combat has never been explicitly banned or restricted as a right in these United States,” Ostrom argued...
He told the Des Moines Register that his wife could choose her attorney as her “champion” to stand in for her in battle.
It's all fun and games unless the landlord wins and is given custody of the 500 lb pet.
nypost.com/2020/01/15/kansas-man-wants-t...ith-japanese-swords/
“To this day, trial by combat has never been explicitly banned or restricted as a right in these United States,” Ostrom argued...
He told the Des Moines Register that his wife could choose her attorney as her “champion” to stand in for her in battle.
It's all fun and games unless the landlord wins and is given custody of the 500 lb pet.
4 years 11 months ago #34834
by John McKeegan