Tell me your best excuse for a rent concession

Tell me your best excuse for a rent concession

Drive occupancy, renewal incentive and as much as i hate doing it concession for a MAJOR incovenience IF and oy of we could have prevented something.

Market demands and comps.

Parking lot has a few inches of standing water after a flash flood.

They dropped their car keys down the elevator shaft and it was our fault the space between the elevator and the wall was large enough for the keys to fall through.

They get the elevator company bill for retrieval, correct?

Yes if we are billed, however, I have had techs near the area come grab them at no cost

Hmmmm I have retrieved keys so many times I can’t count I don’t understand put them in you purse or pocket wow

“I’ve lived here for 6 months and have never paid late. If I renew, I deserve the same rate and my first month free. Other apartments are doing it. How bad do you wanna keep me?”

These are my favorite. uhm the new resident will be paying $200 more than you are......

Residents AC went out. Apartment is 660sqft and we brought in a portable AC the same day. (Mind you it was completely unnecessary because it had been snowing). Because we couldn’t get the vendor out to replace - due to the SNOW! They demanded a concession because they were paying for central ac not a portable ac unit. Her argument as well “the portable ac unit is in my living room”. It’s PORTABLE and can easily roll from room to room.

I'm a long standing resident here ,I pay my rent on time and I never cause any trouble. "Yes Mary, see we have only been open for 2 1/2 years and the people who don't pay on time and are a problem, they don't get a renewal offer, they get a non renewal notice".

Oh, I forgot, "The construction on the street car lines is really loud, how am I going to be compensated for my inconvenience? I think 1 month rent should do it."

covid cases r up.

Power outage made them miss Dr. Phil

I've got two; new move in couch wouldn't fit in the elevator, and dishes broken during an earthquake

Tornado tore through town and caused a power outage.

Best one: my apartment manager doesn't like me and I won't like you if you don't give me one or come to your resident events. Ok Karen.

In July I had a resident ask me to waive the late fee since the bank was closed on the 4th. Rent was due on the 1st.

“My dishwasher broke and I had to hand wash dishes. I deserve a concession.”

Your soda machine took my dollar and I am going to deduct it off my rent

I lost my job so you should concess my rent until the end of my lease or I find a job. If you don't you'll be hearing from my attorney.

I refuse to allow your preventative pest control vendor to treat my apartment. You need to reimburse me the pest control fee.

Why haven’t they cleared the snow between the cars? The plow left a lot of snow behind my car too. And it’s icy.
(Blizzard with freezing rain was still actively happening and continued for hours)

Menstrual cramps

Since Feb only has 28 days my rent will be prorated right ?
I know this isn't a concession response but it still blew my damn mind when I heard it

In 2020 I was told they were late because “there was an election”.

The stock market crashed.