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Is this the most creative apt ad or what?
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Legacy Villas: Where Luxury Living Becomes a Spooktacular Reality!
Liberty Lake's Haunted Hideaway Awaits You!

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Apartment Home Features 
Central Air Conditioning and Efficient Gas Heating: Stay comfy and cozy all year long.
Sleek Quartz Countertops: Elevate your cauldron conjuring.
Stainless Steel Appliances: The heart of your potion-making lair.
Soaring 9-Foot Ceilings: Create a bewitching, spacious atmosphere.
Extra Sound Insulation: Enjoy peace and quiet, even when the ghosts are restless.
Modern Cabinetry: Stylish and spellbinding.
Walk-In Closets in Most Homes: Ample storage space for your witchy wares.
Designer Light Fixtures: Illuminate your spells in style.
Full-Size Washer and Dryer: Convenience at your witchy fingertips.
Garbage Disposal: Streamline your potion cleanup.
Stucco Wall Finishes: A touch of eerie elegance.
Hard Surface Flooring: Elegant and easy to sweep up after those broomstick rides.
Ice Maker in Freezer: Keep your potions chilling in style.
Large Picture Windows: Bask in the moonlight and starlight.

Community Amenities 
Non-Smoking Community: Keep the air pure for spells and incantations.
Garage Included with Select Homes: Protect your broomstick.
Direct Access Garage with Select Homes: Convenience matters when you're on a witch's schedule.
Carports Included with Select Homes: Sheltered parking for your enchanted ride.
24-Hour Athletic Center: Stay fit and nimble for all your supernatural endeavors.
Outdoor Pool with Deck Lounge: Relax in style under the harvest moon.
Community BBQ/Gas Fire Pit: Gather and grill your potions.
Pet-Friendly: No weight limit on cats or familiars! (Breed Restrictions Apply)

Convenience Beyond the Veil 
Easy Access to I-90: 15 minutes from the haunted downtown of Coeur d’Alene, 20 minutes from spooky downtown Spokane.
Central Valley School District: Top-rated schools for young witches and warlocks.
Minutes from Liberty Lake’s Haunted Farmers Market: Enjoy local charm and spell ingredients.

Ready to Experience the Spooky Difference? 
Call us today at show contact info to schedule your tour and see why Legacy Villas is the place you'll want to call your supernatural home.

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