Wow, these are some crazy situations!
A few times, I noticed someone out at the crosswalk just walking one street, pushing the button to change the light, crossing again, round and round. She didn't look anything like a prostitute and only did this only the last week of the month just before rent was due. I was shocked but I have to have respect for someone who will do whatever it takes to pay her rent.
I've had two suicides. One made the news, the other was a single mom- in front of her children.
The affair. One year during unit inspections, I walked in on someone who didn't hear me knock or call out. The woman in bed with the resident was not the mans wife. The man and his wife still live here and have since had a child. I wish I could tell her what a slime-ball her husband is...
The "boy next door" had a stockpile of automatic weapons and some large reptiles. One of the cages was empty... fortunately he found the 8ft snake in his dishwasher before it escaped the apartment.
One former resident used to call the emergency maintenance pager daily. Because she accidentally left her towel in the sauna, locked herself out, forgot to pick up her daughter from school, lost something somewhere in the building, etc. When she called me away from dinner with my daughter on mothers day (I hadn't seen my daughter in two years,) I finally told her I would not respond to non-emergency calls to the emergency pager. Then they stepped it up and started vandalizing the office and my car. They ripped the bulletin board & literature racks off my office door, threw the forms by the door all over the halls, broke off the windshield wipers on my car, keyed scratches in the paint, drained the oil out (and put the cap back on so we wouldn't know until it ran dry.) We evicted them for repeated housekeeping issues. Ironically, they left the place spotless and they got their deposit back. The police couldn't do anything about the vandalism, because we couldn't prove it was them, even though someone they bragged about it to called me and told me it was them.
The hoarder. We've all had one. This one was sitting on a million bucks but lived in poverty. His apartment was stacked floor to ceiling with car models from the 50s-80s, in the original unopened boxes. Thousands of them.
Just today I received a very nice, gracious letter from the person we just evicted. (huh???) I still haven't figured out how to respond. If they were responsible and mature before today, they wouldn't have been evicted!
My biggest surprise was the shrine to Osama Bin Laden. It was a very decorated table, lace, candles, water offerings, pictures lined with flowers. This was in the apartment of the sweetest, nicest 90 year old couple. I was very sad when they had to move to a nursing home.
I love my job. :laugh: